Pizza Delivery

Most of these are in Westport, you know, one of the wealthiest towns on the planet.

More cheap Westport people (fuckers)
1) 56 Coleytown Road
2) 292 North St
3) 10 Reichert Circle
4) 11 Northfield Drive ($3 tip on $80 order)
5) 123 Greens Farms Road
6) 16 North Pasture Road
7) 20 Stoneboat Road
8) 2 Windy Hill Road
9) 44 Pumpkin Hill Rd ($5 on $75)
10) 124 River Road (nothing on a $35 order)
11) 6A Cob Drive ($6 tip for $105 order)
12) 72 Ludlow ($1.50 on a $25 order)
13) 38 Richmondville Ave ($4 on $100 order)
14) 1 Charcoal Lane ($5 on $90)
15) 2 Murvon Place ($3 on $70 order)
16) 25 Saugatuck Ave (Store forgot slip, so they gave me ZERO tip)
17) 2 Rustic Lane ($5 on $100)
18) 11 Sturges Highway ($5 on $93)
19) 1 Hickory Drive ($3 on $65)
20) 89 Sturges Highway ($3 on $55)
21) 162 Lyons Plains Road, Weston ($5 on $85)
22) 71 Old Hill Road (no tip for $60 order)
23) 236 Hillspoint Road ($5 for $135)
24) 2 Snowflake Lane ($5 on $83)
25) 89 sturges highway. Went twice, $4 tip on $63 order and they live in a mansion.

26) 5 east meadow road. $24.38 paid $40 told me i could keep the 62 cents.

27) 4 broadview rd. $5 tip on $145 order.

28) 4 jennings court. $40. Zero tip.

29) 10 sylvan lane. Being from another country doesn’t excuse 5% tips on big orders.

30) 23 sound view farm rd weston. You live 17 miles round trip and gave me a $3 tip.

31) 11 northfield. $4 tip on an $88 order makes you look cheap. That’s less than 5%. And you do it all the time in your huge house. You tip worse than people in bridgeport.

32) 22 hill crest lane weston. 22 miles round trip in a storm. $6 tip on $50 order in a mcmanson makes you assholes. I spent $4.25 in gas to make $1.75 and it took an hour. Losers.

33) 32 compo parkway $58 order ZERO tip.

34) 15 parsell lane. $101 order, $5 tip. Cheap.

35) 34 old redding rd weston. $55 order, $5 tip. 20 miles.

36) 7 silverbrook, $6 on $88 order.

37) 84 easton rd. $73 order, zero tip.

38) 28 timber mill lane weston. $5 tip for $125 order. Congratulations you cheap fucks. That’s 4%. Losers.

39) 6 swale rd norwalk. $2.25 on a $24 order and kinda far. Cheap.

40) 78 lords highway east weston. 26 miles round trip for $5 on a $25 order makes you cheap. I spent that much in gas.

41) 8 overlook. $5 on $100. Come on.

42) 4 hales rd. 22 cents on $29.78. Assholes.

The Driver (Adam Smith)

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